There's Wifi in Purgatory

richwhitemom:

turn on: when your phone is on 100%

meridiandreams:

One of the BEST lines of the season.

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Go with your gut every single time. It’s never, ever wrong. Even if feels like everybody else is telling you that you need to do this, or do that. Your gut is your artist, and who you are as a person. Never try to be something you’re not.

get to know me meme: [3/5] actresses - Tatiana Maslany

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

sexioto:

tumblrs message system is a bit like messenger pigeons only they’re chickens and you just kind of throw them in the direction of the recipient and hope they find their way

svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*

puncircumcised:

*mobile blogs in front of computer*

pokemonfandomstuck:

YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO WATCH FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST TO FIND THIS FUNNY

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

hellapunx:

*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING

Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.
dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh

dtf-obrien:

My favorite exchange on twitter tbh