turn on: when your phone is on 100%
One of the BEST lines of the season.
I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.
Go with your gut every single time. It’s never, ever wrong. Even if feels like everybody else is telling you that you need to do this, or do that. Your gut is your artist, and who you are as a person. Never try to be something you’re not.
get to know me meme: [3/5] actresses - Tatiana Maslany
who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot
tumblrs message system is a bit like messenger pigeons only they’re chickens and you just kind of throw them in the direction of the recipient and hope they find their way
*washes hands with my tears*
*mobile blogs in front of computer*
YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO WATCH FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST TO FIND THIS FUNNY
I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive
*cuddles up close to you* *puts my mouth by your ear* I NEED CONSTANT REASSURANCE THAT YOU STILL ENJOY ME AND FIND OUR RELATIONSHIP APPEALING
My favorite exchange on twitter tbh