me: 

i am actually so happy with my life right now for once


next day: 

*everything fucks up*


howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

(via rnarkiplier)

maudsmuggers:

slugsgiving:

i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.

(via salt-and-burn-darlings)

officialvarrictethras:

people who can master that anime-but-not-really-anime art style are to be feared

(via kasamatsuyukioos)

steptoe:

do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

(via captainsawamura)

life hack

fartgallery:

aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

fartgallery:

throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean

(via kasamatsuyukioos)

phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

(via pokememoan)

sealfie:

justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore

(via unshaped)

indecisive-yet-united:

runsonpixistix:

Feminists: Abolish gender roles! Girls can like masculine things and boys can like feminine things!

*a group of men unashamedly loves a cartoon made for little girls*

Feminists: DISGUSTING youre invading a space that doesnt belong to you and SOILING IT with your MASCULINITY you fedora wearing neckbeards!

If you still think feminist dislike bronies simply because they’re males, you have a shit-ton of learning to do

(via lukas-bondevik)

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

(via lukas-bondevik)

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

(via typical-boyband)

cecilyjeanne:

stunningpicture:

Moving out of the apartment

This is, without a doubt, the saddest photo I have ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE.

(via wholockedj)

not-rocket:

don’t leak nudes

leak the avengers: age of ultron trailer

(via arms-and-arrows)

disarms:

blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church

(via typical-boyband)