There's Wifi in Purgatory


all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you



When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 


I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a dumb movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.


making up for low grades with high calories


Now that it’s been revealed that the Pikachu costumes will appear in battle, I’m going to fight Groudon and Kyogre, controllers of the weather and destroyers of continents, using this



U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive


what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need to improve where do i sign up for that


*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE



these middle school boys are wtching some anime on the bus its weirdly cute bc theyre all huddled around the laptop totally into it

they were watching hentai


hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious


*hears one second of sound from a lotr movie* are you watching lord of the rings

bird: chirps
me: wtf what tab is that coming from
Me: ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong
Google: Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck


is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?