me: 

watching tv show


me: 

looks down at phone for 0.002 seconds


me: 

misses entire plot line of episode, introduction of 2 new characters, 1 main character dies, they are in a different country, at some point someone reproduced and offspring are spoiled and someone got a pet cat


officialjeffgoldblum:

Straight Guy Brought To Tears Upon Learning LGBT People Are Not Only People, But Also Exist

(via stumpgasm)

me: 

i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.


 

...


me: 

and you know what else? [2000 word rant]


tamorapierce:

sully-s:

A mermaid 

Because they don’t always have to be whitewhitewhite.

(via the-nerdyy-mermaid)

sadbisexual:

tryna cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth

(via padalickingood)

nahshaw:

MEGA SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE GOING THROUGH REALLY SHITTY SITUATIONS AND ARE TRYING TO GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

(via detectivechilds)

callmesilvi:

inspired by animaiden's oc, Ana, the sky-haired girl. 

screaming because I’m so inactive in both DA and tumblr and when I show up, I butchered someone’s oc so much orz

(via tachibanarachie)

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

(via plasmas-king)

mistman1:

My favorite BioShock 2 review

(via egtwink)

slotato:

boomitsnialler:

if it makes you feel any better this picture of me is in my high school yearbook and half my teachers came up to me and congratulated me on having the most embarrassing one and said they all laughed about it at a faculty meeting 

image

are you raven symone

(via toodopetoexist)

officialunitedstates:

me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals

(via gavinmichael)

graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

(via egtwink)

yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

(via fake-mermaid)

why is my otp on this horrible show

— 8 word story (via girlwithdimplesx)

(via vladimirmasters)